I PLEAD THE FIFTH (words & music by Ugly Lenny) © Ugly Lenny's Rebellion I’ve been drinking all night After drinking all day I won’t remember a single word I say I plead the 5th 5th of whiskey I swear the bottle was full a moment ago Now it’s smashed to pieces How? I don’t know I plead the 5th 5th of whiskey She said, “Don’t come home 3 sheets to the wind” Worried all night – in the doghouse again Slept in my car – woke up in a fog Made my favorite breakfast – hair of the dog