INSTANT ASSHOLE
Music by Adrienne Avilez
Words by Ugly Lenny
© Ugly Lenny's Rebellion

When she's sober - I adore her
She's sweet & nice to me
But when she starts drinking
It's a different story
She cops an attitude
Thinks she's better than everyone
She gets rude & obnoxious
And becomes no fun

'Cause she's an instant asshole
Just add alcohol
She's an instant asshole
She's no fun at all

When he's not drinking - he's cool and
He's fun to be around
But when he gets drunk
That cool guy's nowhere to be found
He starts in on his girlfriend
Then turns against me
It makes me wanna knock him out
But, instead, I just leave

'Cause he's an instant asshole
Just give him some beer
Watch Jekyl become Hyde
Then get the hell outta there

You're an instant asshole
Can't handle what you drink
You're an instant asshole
Throwing up in the sink