INSTANT ASSHOLE Music by Adrienne Avilez Words by Ugly Lenny © Ugly Lenny's Rebellion When she's sober - I adore her She's sweet & nice to me But when she starts drinking It's a different story She cops an attitude Thinks she's better than everyone She gets rude & obnoxious And becomes no fun 'Cause she's an instant asshole Just add alcohol She's an instant asshole She's no fun at all When he's not drinking - he's cool and He's fun to be around But when he gets drunk That cool guy's nowhere to be found He starts in on his girlfriend Then turns against me It makes me wanna knock him out But, instead, I just leave 'Cause he's an instant asshole Just give him some beer Watch Jekyl become Hyde Then get the hell outta there You're an instant asshole Can't handle what you drink You're an instant asshole Throwing up in the sink