I'D RATHER BE SQUARE Words & Music by Ugly Lenny © Ugly Lenny's Rebellion With all those stuck-up pricks In all their trendy little cliques Why would you wanna be there? All the bands there sound the same And when I say, the same, I mean, really lame So, why do you wanna be there? I'm not gonna go You go be cool if you want to I don’t wanna go I'd rather be square at home Their scene must be seen to be believed Chock full of vain hipster wanna-bes Why would you wanna be there? Every one there is trying to fit in Bragging about how they got in So, why do you wanna be there?