GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE (words & music by Ugly Lenny) © Ugly Lenny's Rebellion I can't believe the things you claim to have happened Along the way in your life Story after story after story You swear none of it's a lie Been told so many times Even have yourself convinced You don't think I realize You're so full of shit You can't be there No matter how hard you try I don't know why you think you gotta live a lie And you always seem to end your stories With the typical, "Guess you had to be there" Makin' 'em up as you go along I wonder what makes you think You had to be there Who are you trying to impress? All your fake friends? Instead of trying to impress Why don't you give it a rest? I don't know why you think you gotta live a lie