GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE
(words & music by Ugly Lenny)
© Ugly Lenny's Rebellion
I can't believe the things you claim to have happened
Along the way in your life
Story after story after story
You swear none of it's a lie
Been told so many times
Even have yourself convinced
You don't think I realize
You're so full of shit

You can't be there
No matter how hard you try
I don't know why you think you gotta live a lie

And you always seem to end your stories 
With the typical, "Guess you had to be there"
Makin' 'em up as you go along
I wonder what makes you think
You had to be there
Who are you trying to impress?
All your fake friends?
Instead of trying to impress
Why don't you give it a rest?

I don't know why you think you gotta live a lie